Troll Rotator

⚠️ STATUS: CALIBRATING MONEY PRINTER...

We are currently teaching the AI how to mix Government Bonds with Degen Memecoins without crashing the global economy.

The algorithm is busy buying all the Gold and Real Estate on Earth to put it On-Chain.
(Please hold while we bribe the SEC)

"Elon predicted it. We built it. You wait for it."

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