Troll Vaults

⚠️ STATUS: WELDING DOORS SHUT...

Security so advanced, even You can't access your funds.
We are implementing the ultimate "Diamond Hands" protocol: We lock your tokens away and delete the keys.

Our vaults are ruggedized against hackers, feds, and your own panic-selling.
(Withdrawals enabled in year 2099)

"Not your keys, not your coins. Literally."

[ TIME LOCK: 99 YEARS REMAINING ]

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